What are the best golf jokes for kids, funny golf quotes and funny golf terms? Below are some of our favorites.
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My brother's golf game is so bad he's had to have his ball retriever regripped.
Player: I made a 10 on hole 4 today! Friend: how on earth did you manage that? Player: I chipped in from the bunker!
What is the easiest shot in golf? Your 4th putt.
How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FORE!!
Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of trousers with them? In case they get a hole in one.
A player asked his coach: “What is going wrong with my game?” Coach: “You’re standing too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.”
What did one golf ball say to the other golf ball? "See you, round".
Why was Cinderella such a poor golfer? Because her coach was a pumpkin.
What do you call a monkey that wins the Masters? A chimpion.
Which pro golfer can jump higher than the flag? All of them, the flag can't jump.
I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them. Harry Tofcano
I've never had a coach in my life. When I find one who can beat me, then I'll listen. Lee Trevino
Arnold Palmer told me how I could cut eight strokes off my score — skip one of the par 3s. Bob Hope
I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me. Seve Ballesteros
I'd like to play my normal game. Just once..! Anon
You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen. Lee Trevino
Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really stink. Anon
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls. Bob Hope
"Snowman" - an 8 on a hole
"Abominable snowman" - a 9 on a hole (one worse than an 8)!
"Air Shot" - a whiff or swinging and a miss. "Nice air shot, Bob."
"Afraid of the Dark" - a ball that won't go in the hole (e.g. keeps missing short putts) is afraid of the dark.
"The beach" - the sand trap or bunker. "Looks like you're on the beach again".
"Frog Hair" - The fine grass usually found on the fringe around a putting green.
"The jungle"- Really bad, deep rough.
"Popeye" - an iron or wedge shot with lots of "spinnage" (lots of spin).
"Victory Lap" - when a putt spins around the cup then falls in the hole - the ball is taking a victory lap.
"Gimme" - an agreement between two golfers that can't putt.